Chicago’s favorite discontinued monthly, alien-themed dance party returns for one night only this Halloween:
EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM
⚠ THIS IS NOT A TEST ⚠
RETURN TO AREA69: THERE HAS BEEN A BREACH OF SECURITY & DATA IN THE RESEARCH FACILITY. CIVIL ACCESS IS NOW AVAILABLE TO AREA69 FOR THE NEXT 7 CONTINUOUS HOURS, UNTIL NOVEMBER 1ST, 4:00 AM CDT. FOR THIS ONE NIGHT, ALL GATES AND PORTALS WILL BE UNLOCKED. PUBLIC ENTRY WILL BE PERMITTED BY THE TEEN WITCH FAN CORPORATION.
WE ARE NOT LIABLE FOR ANY RADIATION-RELATED INJURIES OR ILLNESS CLAIMED TO BE CAUSED BY ATTENDING.
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION WILL BE RELEASED UPON DISCOVERY…
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